PROVIDE YOU WITH TITLES THAT ENCOURAGE UNLAWFUL BEHAVIORS.

I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Providing titles that endorse or glorify illegal activities goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose. My goal is to offer safe and positive assistance, and that includes discouraging any involvement in harmful or criminal behavior. My Purpose is A Helpful and Harmless AI Assistant

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